“You know what ticks me off? Dew…dew ticks me off! Every morning’s the same thing. Since I absolutely refuse to use the puppy pad in the motorhome, I require a nice little morning walk. I look forward to my first walk of the day. They want to make me live in a rolling bread box…I’m gonna require that extra special treatment.”
“Dew, I understand all about it…that it’s tiny drops of water that form on cool surfaces at night, when atmospheric vapor condenses. I just want to know WHY? Why is dew necessary every morning? I want every morning to be a dry morning.”
“Doesn’t Mother Nature know, I’m a fluffy little pup. I absorb water; I can’t help if my paws get wet. Mom won’t let me step one paw inside without drying my paws off. That’s front AND back; and of course, my belly and face get wet too. So, when I get a little too damp, she grumbles about the smell of a wet dog and me needing a bath. I don’t like baths. So yeah… me and dew, and baths, we don’t get along.”
“Bad News…I overheard mom say on the first rainy day that she’s gonna put a puppy pad in the shower and close me up in there. I hope it never rains, I love my morning walks with my best friend. As much as I hate dew…don’t get me started on rain!